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Merry Christmas Wishes Sms Jokes 2013
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
-You do all the work and
the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- What’s the difference
between snowmen and snowladies ?
- What did the big candle
say to the little candle?
-I’m going out tonight!
- Did you know that
Santa’s not allowed to
go down chimneys this year?
-It was declared unsafe by
the Elf and Safety Commission.
- Christmas is the time when
people put so many bulbs
on the outside of their houses,
you don’t know if they’re celebrating
the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
- What did Adam say
on the day before Christmas?
-It’s Christmas, Eve.
- Christmas is truly a magical moment.
Your all money disappears into thin air.
- What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
-Santa walking backwards!
- Bert, aged 25. ‘My wife’s an angel’.
Don, aged 57. ‘Your lucky, mine is still alive’.
- Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
-Because he knows
where all the naughty girls live.
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