Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

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Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids : Merry Christmas 2014 provides latest collection of Funny Christmas Jokes In English for Kids, Children. Share these Christmas Jokes for Kids with your Facebook friends. :)

Enjoy these clean and Funny Christmas Jokes Sms, Messages and Below you can find Best Christmas Jokes of Santa Claus, Christmas Crackers Jokes for Adults, Knock Knock Jokes one liners for your Kids.

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Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Christmas Jokes for Kids

  • Why does Santa have three gardens?
    So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
  • Santa went to the Doctors with a problem.
    Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
    Santa: I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom!
    Doctor: Well your in luck because I’ve got just the cream for that!
  • Question – What says Oh Oh Oh?
    Answer : Santa walking backwards!
  • Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Pudding
    Pudding who?
    Pudding in your face!
  • Question – What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
    Answer : Forty feet of track – all straight!
  • Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Snow.
    Snow who?
    Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!.
  • Question – What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train?
    Answer : Platforms!
  • The year you stop believing in Santa Claus
    Is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.
  • Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Holly
    Holly who?
    Holly-days are here again!
  • Question – What is the best Christmas present in the world?
    Answer : A broken drum – you can’t beat it…
  • Knock knock!
    Who’s there ?
    Merry
    Merry who ?
    Merry Christmas !

These are the Top Christmas Jokes for Kids 2014 in English that you can select or choose the best one for your loved ones. Use these Merry Christmas Jokes for free and can share it with your Friends, Girlfriend, Boyfriend by a number of ways that include Christmas Mobile SMS or using Social Sites that include Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and more by clicking on the given share buttons.

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